Shopping Thoughts

I was having a bad writing day so I went to South Coast Plaza. This is what came to my mind as I was eating my Wahoo’s Fish tacos…

Who are these women who shop in 4-inch heels? Are their legs made of wood?

I love little old ladies (not so far removed in age from me) who wear shiny gold flats.

Is is me or is the size XL smaller than it used to be?

Nordstrom’s has the best bathrooms, by far, of any store I’ve even shopped at. Just wanted to say thank you.

I solemnly promise to never wear anything with the word “Juicy” written on it.

First Entry

I read somewhere that there are 100 million blogs. Ay-yi-yi. I know you’re all busy. So am I. So I’ll keep my blog short. And, hopefully, interesting. I’ll use it to answer questions, update you about the progress of my current book and maybe comment on something totally irrelevant to the important incidents troubling our world (like who decided to close the Krispy Kreme that was so close to me–whoever you are, you have broken my heart). They will never be more than a paragraph. This is the first one.